Splendid ceased publication at the end of 2005. We haven't published any new reviews in more than a year.

So... when you e-mail us and say "Hey, I'm a huge Splendid fan. I was wondering when you're going to get around to reviewing that CD I sent you a month or so ago," you're actually saying "Hey, I'm a huge Splendid fan, but not such a huge fan that I've bothered to look at the site for the last fourteen months."

The answer to your question, by the way, is "Never", and you're not scoring any points by asking it. And when you ask that question several times, as certain publicists and self-styled "managers" have done, you're not just annoying us -- you're implying that you don't know what the word "ceased" means. Shame on you. We'd suggest that you look it up in a dictionary, but based on the handful of press releases we've read in the last few months, you don't own one.

Phew. That felt good.

WE HAVE CEASED PUBLICATION. Please quit with the sending music thing, okay? Sorry to be brusque, but some people simply aren't getting the hint. Do not send us your music. We have neither the desire to listen to it nor the space in which to store it 'til we do feel like listening. Thanks.